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For Honest Americans

Please do not read this if you are one of those limp-wristed, lily-livered, pantywaisted Politically Correct Dudes who believe that PC is the path to holiness. If you espouse being politically correct, please exit immediately. The following joke is not meant for you.

If you do decide to read it, you need to understand:

  1. It is a joke.
  2. It is not a call to action.
  3. It is an analogy.
  4. It illustrates absurdity by being absurd.
  5. It does not encourage using guns to eliminate political opponents.
  6. It is a joke.

 Medicare Part G*

 You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan G gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you’ll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need.

Need new teeth? Glasses? New hip? Knees? They’re all covered.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a home.
And, you get rid of 4 useless politicians.

Is this a great country or what?”

*Shamelessly stolen from an email sent to me.